FAQ
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Q: What is the meaning of life? Is it mashed? Is it fried?
A: The meaning of life, my friend, is to enjoy the journey, and the journey is definitely baked. Specifically, a perfect baked potato—crispy on the outside, fluffy on the inside, and ready to hold all of your wildest topping dreams. Everything else is just gravy.
Q: Can I substitute sweet potatoes for regular potatoes in your recipes?
A: Only if you are prepared for a Spud Intervention. We’re not saying sweet potatoes aren't lovely; they're just... orange. They’re the friendly, optimistic cousin who brings a ukulele to the family reunion. White potatoes are the cool, versatile aunt who brings the tequila. Use them at your own risk of judgment.
Q: My neighbor says I'm obsessively talking about your website. Should I be concerned?
A: No, you should be promoted! To what, we're not sure, but definitely promoted. Your neighbor, however, might be suffering from a severe condition we call "Spud Deficiency Syndrome (SDS)." Symptoms include dull conversations, low morale, and an inability to correctly distinguish between a russet and a red bliss. We prescribe more potato content immediately.
